The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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