Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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