the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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