don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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