i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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