Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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