We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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