he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
God I need to hump something, right now.
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