so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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