I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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