I am puke
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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