I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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