Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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