Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i already hear my dad disowning me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i came on her dog
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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