It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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