i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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