No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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