I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
