Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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