party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
