did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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