I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
