Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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