I just pynch a tree in the face
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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