is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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