I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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