Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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