My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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