I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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