People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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