Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
