"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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