Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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