So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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