Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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