Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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