Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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