when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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