dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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