Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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