Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
