using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i now understand why vodka
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
