Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no you cant smoke seaweed
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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