On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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