i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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