And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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