i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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