Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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