You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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