goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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